"I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to be terrible. But according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words 'I love you' will be said over 9 million times.
"So again, I know today is Monday. But just smile. Because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day."